Our mini schnauzer, Joebert, is approaching three years of age. In human years that'll soon put him in the same league as college seniors who have finally earned their right to alcohol. Like any loving, responsible parents would, my husband and I decided it was high time that we had the job talk with him.
"Joebert, honey," I began, "you should really start looking into getting a job."
"Why?"
"Because a job will allow you to be financially independent, and trust mommy, you would want that."
"Why?"
"Because financial independence is the first step towards personal freedom and happiness."
"Why?"